Celebrity Deathmatch (TV Series)

Where Is Stallone? (1998)

Mills Lane: Mills Lane

Quotes 

• Mills Lane : Okay, I've explained the rules to you both, several times. I expect a tough, clean fight. Obey my command at all times. Any questions?

  Oprah Winfrey : I have one, Mr. Lane. Whose butt does Rosie kiss more? Tom Cruise, or Barbra Streisand?

  Rosie O'Donnell : I've got another one, which is more pathetic? Oprah's show, or her stupid weight obsession?

  Oprah Winfrey : How about this one, Mr. Lane. Who would you rather have sex with? Rosie, or Free Willy?

  Mills Lane : Uh... uh, let's get it on!

• Mills Lane : OK Gallagher brothers, try to follow what I'm saying. I want a good clean fight, and if you have to be sick, don't do it in my ring.