Celebrity Deathmatch (TV Series)

Where Is Stallone? (1998)

Steve Austin: Stone Cold Steve Austin

Quotes 

• Stone Cold Steve Austin : [about Liam and Noel Gallagher]  Well it's your classic Cain and Abel match-up, Nick. Two maniacs who've been punchin' each other's lights out since the womb. And let me tell you sometinhg, they might look like two scrawny Nancy-boys, but you give them a few pints of lager and they can do some property damage.

• Stone Cold Steve Austin : It's Rambo vs. the Terminator, Rocky vs. the Predator, uh... Kindergarten Cop vs. the Guy from "Stop or my Mom will shoot". It should be a bloodbath to remember.

• Nick Diamond : Uh oh, Oprah's got a foreign object!

  Johnny Gomez : It looks like the new Toni Morrison book.

  Stone Cold Steve Austin : [Oprah clobbers Rosie with the book]  Talk about your heavy reading.

  Johnny Gomez : That's gotta leave a bookmark.