- Kyle: [Opening Marc's mail] B.J. Novak's new book?
- Marc Maron: Wow, I just fell asleep in the middle of you saying that.
- Marc Maron: Does she ever ask about me?
- Andy Kindler: No. Never. Actually.
- Marc Maron: Alright, that's it. I'm following up with her publisher and I'm going to try and get her on the show.
- Andy Kindler: That would be a mistake, and I'm saying that as a friend.
- Marc Maron: Well, as a friend you're dead to me, and as an acquaintance your advice means nothing.
- Marc Maron: [Answers his phone during an argument with his ex-wife] What?
- Mary Lynn Rajskub: Hey, Marc, it's Mary Lynn.
- Marc Maron: Who?
- Mary Lynn Rajskub: Rajskub.
- Marc Maron: Okay, what?
- Mary Lynn Rajskub: [Nervously] Well, I was thinking, you know, earlier, I thought there was kind of a vibe between us, and, I, - uh, oh God, this is so hard...
- Marc Maron: I can't do this now!
- [hangs up]
- Mary Lynn Rajskub: What? Hello?
- [Hits herself repeatedly in head with phone]
- Mary Lynn Rajskub: I am such an asshole! Asshole! You're an asshole!
- Andy Kindler: This whole interview was a bad idea. It's dredging up old feelings. Everyone has moved on, Marc.
- Marc Maron: I think Dave and I are wondering: whose side are you on, Andy?
- Andy Kindler: What is this, a western?