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Quotes
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Kyle : [Opening Marc's mail] B.J. Novak's new book?
Marc Maron : Wow, I just fell asleep in the middle of you saying that.
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Marc Maron : Does she ever ask about me?
Andy Kindler : No. Never. Actually.
Marc Maron : Alright, that's it. I'm following up with her publisher and I'm going to try and get her on the show.
Andy Kindler : That would be a mistake, and I'm saying that as a friend.
Marc Maron : Well, as a friend you're dead to me, and as an acquaintance your advice means nothing.
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Marc Maron : [Answers his phone during an argument with his ex-wife] What?
Mary Lynn Rajskub : Hey, Marc, it's Mary Lynn.
Marc Maron : Who?
Mary Lynn Rajskub : Rajskub.
Marc Maron : Okay, what?
Mary Lynn Rajskub : [Nervously] Well, I was thinking, you know, earlier, I thought there was kind of a vibe between us, and, I, - uh, oh God, this is so hard...
Marc Maron : I can't do this now!
[hangs up]
Mary Lynn Rajskub : What? Hello?
[Hits herself repeatedly in head with phone]
Mary Lynn Rajskub : I am such an asshole! Asshole! You're an asshole!
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Andy Kindler : This whole interview was a bad idea. It's dredging up old feelings. Everyone has moved on, Marc.
Marc Maron : I think Dave and I are wondering: whose side are you on, Andy?
Andy Kindler : What is this, a western?