Battle Creek (TV Series)

Old Wounds (2015)

Dean Winters: Russ Agnew

Quotes 

• Russ Agnew : I knew that motel owner was good for this.

  [to the ME who doesn't like him and is refusing to speak to directly to him] 

  Russ Agnew : Did you compare it to his DNA yet?

  Milt Chamberlain : [the ME motions Milt over so she can whisper in his ear. Then Milt answers Russ]  No. Because she doesn't have his DNA.

  [He looks at the ME who motions him to continue. Milt looks back at Russ] 

  Milt Chamberlain : Idiot.

• Russ Agnew : So, what'd your new buddy Pritchett say about me after you walked out?

  Milt Chamberlain : He didn't say anything about you.

  Russ Agnew : Yeah, right. After that blow up?

  Milt Chamberlain : That wasn't really a blow up. It was more like you were just a dog barking at the wind.

  Russ Agnew : That's not a saying.

  Milt Chamberlain : It's an idiom. Common in the deep south.

  Russ Agnew : You're an idiom.

• Russ Agnew : [Referring to the motel owner who is a murder suspect]  Now that he's got a lawyer, there's no way he's going to voluntarily submit to a cheek swab. And there's *no* way that we're gonna get a warrant.

  Milt Chamberlain : Wait, wasn't he chewing tobacco when he was here? Spitting in that disgusting little cup?

  [to the ME] 

  Milt Chamberlain : Is there any way that you could pull DNA off of something like that?

  Meredith Oberling : [Smiling flirtatiously at Milt]  For you, I'd brave many foul things.

  Russ Agnew : Well, I'll tell you what. While you two are getting a room, I'm gonna go outside and root through the trash and look for a used spit cup which is far less nauseating than this.

• Russ Agnew : So?

  Meredith Oberling : So?

  Russ Agnew : So, did you find any good DNA underneath her fingernails?

  Meredith Oberling : I don't like your tone.

  Russ Agnew : Yeah, well, I don't like *you*. So, why don't you just answer the question, then we can leave each other's presence as quickly as possible?