- [the Feminist dies and is sent to Hell; in Hell, a terrorist appears]
- Terrorist: [text] Are you one of the virgins Osama promised me?
- Feminist: [text] I'm a feminist.
- Terrorist: [text] Close enough.
- [Pacifism :the game:]
- [the level is very much like the others, but when you try to get the player to fall to his death, he stops in midair and spawns a face]
- Player: Okay... you know what? Screw this. Can't you attain your daily dose of LOLs through non-violent means? I mean, after 37 deaths this gets pretty stupid. So, screw the violence, screw this grassy platform, screw gravity, screw that... cloud... and. SCREW. THIS. GAME.
- [Player opens up a door in the background and exits, only to reemerge after a few seconds]
- Player: And screw you.
- [He exits again, only to reemerge after a few seconds]
- Player: And your sister.
- [He exits again, only to reemerge after a few seconds]
- Player: And whatever pets you may own at the moment.
- [He exits again, only to reemerge after a few seconds]
- Player: Hey, at least it's not violent, good God!
- [the level ends with the caption: TECHNICALLY I'D SAY 'DON'T KILL' IS A BUZZKILL -and this guy's 'make love not war' is overkill-]