Quotes
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General Eeder : [of Eriu] I would like her beaten, please, and then killed.
Eremon : Of course, my lord.
General Eeder : And when she's quite dead, beat her again.
Eremon : We will be merciless, my lord.
Lír : I volunteer to be beaten in her place!
Eriu : Be quiet, Lír!
Lír : I will not.
Lír : [to the general] Look at this beautiful face. Is this not the face of a man who deserves to be beaten? I can't imagine looking at your face. The least you can do is have a few good swings at this masterpiece that stands before you. Why waste your time beating this... imp?
Eriu : Do you really think I look like an imp?
Lír : [whispering] No, I, I just lied. It felt exhilarating.
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Lír : If we are to perish here tonight, I feel I must... share my feelings with you, openly.
Eriu : I don't know that even now is the...
Lír : [holding her mouth shut with his fingers] Hush... my scarlet beauty. Though you are not as fair as I. Just being honest here.
Eriu : Move past this part swiftly.
Lír : Of course. Where was I? "Though you're not as fair as I..." Oh, yes. Though you are not as fair as... You know that part.
Eriu : Yeah.
Lír : You have always possessed... a singularity that I have found... quite intoxicating. You're not like any woman that I know. You do not fawn after me or... send me gifts or write me poems describing my...
[she clears her throat, which he mimics]
Lír : In short, you make me want to be... different than I am. So that you might... favor me.
Eriu : You don't have to be different, Lír. You might want to talk about 95% less, though.
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Eriu : [to Evie, introducing Lír] Lír's family are the protectors of the Scepter of Truth. Such close proximity for so long has made Lír unable to lie, which, mixed with a staggering vanity, makes for a rough conversation.
Lír : I'm not vain.
Eriu : [scoffs]
Lír : I'm simply aware that I'm usually the most striking individual in any assorted company.
[looking Evie over]
Lír : And the present is not excluded.
Evie : Holy wow. Is he for real?
Lír : Of course I'm real. Do you suspect me to be some sort of ghost?
Lír : [to Eriu] Is she a half-wit?
Evie : [to Eriu] I really don't like him.