Craig Ferguson: Just Being Honest (2015 TV Special)
Craig Ferguson: Self
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Quotes
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Craig Ferguson : [describing his bowel movements after taking a super laxative] It was like a mattress sale: Everything must go!
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Craig Ferguson : I don't want to upset anyone and I don't wanna surprise you, but I took a lot of drugs in my life. But until this point I had never taken legal drugs; I'd always had illegal street drugs. Legal drugs are *so much better*! Like, it's not even the same game; they're fucking unbelievable!
[pounds chest twice and holds out peace sign]
Craig Ferguson : Respect, seniors.
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Craig Ferguson : [describing the effects of propofol after a colonoscopy] And when you're that high, like so high, they come in and show you a movie of the inside of your ass, which is the *perfect* time to see a movie of the inside of your ass! I was like, "OHHHH YEAAAH!" And because I got mine done in Hollywood it was letterbox format, score by Danny Elfman, surprise cameo by Gwyneth Paltrow!
