- Man: Admitting you don't understand something is the first step to learning. The only thing that's not smart is trying to pretend you know everything.
- Squire: Where do you want this wood?
- Sir Wally: [aside] Check this out, Brick.
- [aloud]
- Sir Wally: Drop it anywhere.
- [relieved, the squires do - on Lug's feet, causing him to hop around yelling in pain while Wally and Brick clap in rhythm laughing and Tone grins]
- Sir Wally: Yeah, Lug. Go, buddy. You got the beat.
- Queen Guinevere: And what, pray tell, is this device?
- Arthur King: Oh, a little something Sir Tone's whipping up to help us enjoy... Camelot's recreational facility.
- [shares a wink with Lance]
- Queen Guinevere: Arthur, I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about. But then I rarely do as of late.
- Arthur King: Guys, you all know what getting that key means to us.
- Sir Phil: Yeah. It means we're one step closer to makin' it home to the land of cheeseburgers and fries.
- Merlin: Powers That Be, I call upon thee. To help Arthur pass this trouble, make he and his knights a double.
- Sir Tone: You know, sometimes that old coot gets on my nerve. But I gotta give 'im credit, he's some kind of magician.
- Sir Tone: Man, I knew all the time I spent watching Jacques Cousteau on TV was gonna pay off someday.
- Lord Viper: Morgana was right. The knights *are* here.
- Sir Wally: You said it, Viper.
- [charges with Brick]
- Queen Morgana: Arthur and Lancelot walking underwater? Yet - I feel no power of magic at work. How can they manage this feat?
- Arthur King: [after forcing him to jam his sword in a tree] I'll show you how it's done, Viper.
- [cuts it with Excalibur so it falls toward him]
- Arthur King: [dragged off from chasing Viper and the Warlords by Tone and Lug] NOOOOOO! You can't escape!
- [breaks free and stumbles off to sink to his knee]
- Arthur King: Not after what he did to Lance.
- Lord Viper: AH! THE LIGHT!
- Lady of the Table: It is the light of good, Lord Viper. A light you cannot look at.
- Lance: [uncovering his eyes after the initial flash] Ohh. It's... it's beautiful.
- Lady of the Table: Come to the light, Sir Lance. Come back to us. Arthur and the Knights of Justice need you.
- Lance: I - I, found the Key of Truth.
- Lady of the Table: Then you know truth. Then you know me.
- Lance: [whispering as she extends her arms for him] Wow...
- Merlin: He's been to a place few have been. The heart of Camelot. The bedrock upon which the castle was built. The pure source of goodness from which its power flows.
- Merlin: Thank you, Sir Lance. But all that this key means is nothing compared to what you have known. You have looked into the face of good, and it has smiled back at you. Truly, you are blessed among men.
- [last lines]
- Lance: I have seen the face of truth, and the face of lies. I know now, even if we find our way back home, I'll never stop being a Knight of Justice.