Murdoch Mysteries (TV Series)
Shipwreck (2015)
Thomas Craig: Inspector Thomas Brackenreid
Quotes
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Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : That factory bread can't hold a candle to Margaret's home-baked.
Constable George Crabtree : Well, perhaps, sir, but it's awfully convenient for people who are too busy to toil at the oven.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Too lazy, you mean. Next thing you know they'll be slicing it up for you.
Constable George Crabtree : Sir! That's a fantastic idea! I've never got the hang of slicing a piece of bread, sir.
[holds up a wedge-shaped slice]
Constable George Crabtree : Look, it always comes out like that. A-a-and the end piece, that's a recipe for self-injury. Sliced bread would be the greatest thing since... since...