Scream Queens (TV Series)

Beware of Young Girls (2015)

Billie Lourd: Chanel #3

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Quotes 

• Chanel Oberlin : Okay, so how's this supposed to work?

  Chanel #3 : We all put our hands on this thing called a planchette and promise not to move it. Chanel #2's spirit will move it after we contact her.

  Chanel Oberlin : What if Chanel #2 is busy getting Eiffel Towered by Hitler and Satan?

• [first lines] 

  Chanel Oberlin : [narrating]  I think I figured out what my problem is. I'm way too nice. As soon as Chanel #2's parents learned that their daughter's dead body had been found, they went on a cruise to celebrate. That's how much they hated the dead bitch. So when it fell to me to host an open-casket funeral as if her dying wish had been to be cremated and shot in the face, I was like "Yeah! Okay!" So stupid.

  Chanel Oberlin : [to the displayed corpse as she puts a white rose onto it]  This is what happens to sneaky back-stabbers.

  [coldly blows kiss] 

  Chanel #3 : [respectfully places another white rose on the corpse]  Just so you know I took all your clothes.

  Chanel #5 : [placing another rose]  It's too bad you had to die.. before we found out what ethnicity you are.