In a Relationship (2015)

Dakota Johnson: Willa

Quotes 

• Narrator : How long have you guys been dating?

  Matt : Uh, what has it been now? Like, six days? Yeah... yeah, six days.

  Narrator : But you guys are dating, correct?

  Matt : Yeah! I mean, yeah definitely.

  Willa : I wouldn't say we're dating.

  Narrator : So what are you doing?

  Willa : Just... I don't know. Just hanging out.

• Matt : I'm sorry about my twin bed.

  Willa : It's okay. I just feel like a pedophile.

  Matt : What?

  Willa : It's fine. Just fuck me.

• Willa : You know, I feel kinda bad for bailing on Matt. Faking sick is such a shitty thing to do, but he emailed me at 2:00 in the morning asking me if I wanted to go to a wine bar.

  Abby : [door knocks]  He's probably on Ambien.

  Willa : Maybe he's coming to murder me.

  [opens door] 

  Willa : Hi, I think you have the wrong apartment.

  Delivery Guy : It's 4B, right? It's already taken care of, so...

  Willa : Thank you.

  [to Abby] 

  Willa : Did you get matza ball soup?

  Abby : No. Oh my God, he thinks you're sick!

  Willa : Aww!

• Willa : It's the kind of thing that normally I'd think it was a little bit too much, but for some reason it just made me want to hang out with him again.

  Narrator : So where do you see this going?

  Willa : Like, honestly? I don't know.

• Willa : I'm really sorry I've been so crazy.

  Matt : It's okay. I mean, you haven't!

  Willa : I want to make this work.

  Matt : Good, so do I.

  Willa : Good.

• Matt : Why don't you just tell me stuff?

  Willa : I'm sorry!

  Matt : Just tell me, I don't wanna hang out.

  Willa : Okay!

  Matt : Whatever, I don't want to hang out with you sometimes.

  Willa : That's not true. You always want to hang out with me. Hey!

  Matt : Stop.

  Willa : Next time I'll tell you that I don't want to look at your face anymore. Okay? Next time I'll say, hey go fuck yourself! You're bothering me and you're an idiot.

  Matt : That's what I want to hear! I'd rather that.

  Willa : That's what I'll do. Okay, well stop acting like a pussy right now. Okay?

  Matt : Okay.

• Willa : No, It's great. I mean, I have so much fun with him. But I can feel us sort of getting to that point where the fun-ness of it all sort of ends and you either make the decision to continue on as one or you slowly back away from each other and tap dance out of the room.

  Narrator : Which do you think it will be?

• Abby : Willa, stop it! What are you doing?

  Willa : What?

  Abby : Who is Zander?

  Willa : He's a dude, dude.

  Clara : Is that even a real name?

  Abby : Serious!

  Willa : Leave me alone! Just let me live. Fuck!

  Abby : Just make it work with Matt. Okay, I know I said he was weird. He's weird. But he's nice! He's a good person and I think you should.

  Willa : I don't know what's wrong with me. He makes me fucking crazy.

  Abby : You need to just accept his love, okay?

  Willa : Wow! Chill, girlfriend. His love?

  Clara : This is completely why I'm single. This. Whatever is happening.

• Willa : Maybe just don't feel like you have to talk all the time.

• Willa : It's not the cliche thing of I like guys that are assholes. I like nice guys. But the nice guys can also turn out to be like, pretty needy. And then you realize, oh you're kind of a pussy. Ultimately I couldn't give him what he wanted.

• Willa : I think it's pretty cute that you made me a mix.

  Matt : Are you making fun of me?

  Willa : Yeah. It's like, the last time someone made me a mix was in 8th grade. It's sweet, I like it.

  Matt : You actually do?

  Willa : Yeah, I like it.

• Willa : When are your parents coming home? I want to meet them.

  Matt : Are you being serious?

  Willa : Have you never introduced them to a girl before?

  Matt : No, like... I just thought it was a little too soon. But, I mean, I would love it. So if you're down then that is just really good. Yeah, I think they're coming back next Thursday so we can do a little family dinner.

  Willa : Okay.

  Matt : And no, I've never introduced them to a girlfriend before.

• Willa : What's happening in here?

  Matt : This is a little mix CD.

  Willa : You gave me a mix CD already. Are you okay? Do you remember that?

  Matt : Not that one. This is another one. This is the extension of that one. I made a playlist of like 40-something songs and this is what I couldn't fit on the first one. Because you only fit like 20 or 21.

  Willa : Big Willa Style... nice. Mix #2, This Time It's Personal.

  Matt : This time it's personal!

  Willa : It's personal. Wow.

• Willa : Oh my God! Shit! I left my laundry in my dryer in the basement of my building and I don't want homeless men jizzing on all of my shit, so...

  Matt : Jeez, what kind of neighborhood do you think it is?

  Willa : It's going to get all moldy and stuff.

  Matt : Let's go get it!

  Willa : No, I need to just run and grab it. I just really gotta run. Okay, bye!

  Matt : Bye-bye. Um, I'll hit you up later.

  Willa : [outside on the phone with Clara]  Clara. Hi, I'm gonna come over. Okay?