Mom (TV Series)

Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate (2014)

Kevin Pollak: Alvin

Quotes 

• Alvin : [talking in bed]  Remember that Labor Day weekend you were in jail because I couldn't afford to bail you out?

  Bonnie : Yeah.

  Alvin : I had the money, I just need a break from you.

  [laughs] 

  Alvin : Oh come on, that's funny, right?

  [cut to him running down the stairs half dressed] 

  Bonnie : GET OUT!

• Bonnie : [in bed]  35 years, it was well worth the wait.

  Alvin : [gasping]  Is it me or is sex better now than when we were young?

  Bonnie : Well it's *longer*.

  [they laugh] 

• Alvin : You got a minute?

  Bonnie : Well, I'm on my way to see a 300 pound naked woman with soap in her eyes, so, sure.