Archer (TV Series)

The Holdout (2015)

Togo Igawa: Kintaru Sato

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Quotes 

• Kintaru Sato : Is that... medicine?

  Sterling Archer : [mouth full]  Painkillers. Mixed with candy.

  [swallows] 

  Sterling Archer : I call 'em "Mike and Vikes".

• Kintaru Sato : How can I relax when we are at war?

  Sterling Archer : We're not! Here.

  [Archer taps his phone, shows it to him] 

  Sterling Archer : Shut up. Look. Here's you guys signing the surrender on the USS Missouri.

  [swipe] 

  Sterling Archer : Here's all the VJ Day parades in America. Here's

  [swipe] 

  Sterling Archer : The Bad News Bears Go to Japan. That's Lupus and Tanner. Oh, and

  [swipe] 

  Sterling Archer : here's a link to an episode of The Six Million Dollar Man about this exact thing we're doing right now!

  Kintaru Sato : The "six million" who?

  Sterling Archer : [sighs]  God, we've got so much to catch up on. Okay, so there's this guy, Steve Austin, and he was an astronaut, but- damn. Wait. Okay, So, an astronaut...

  Kintaru Sato : [takes the phone]  What is this thing? This device?

  Sterling Archer : It's a telephone, kinda, that talks to outer space, and also a- shit!

  Kintaru Sato : What?

  Sterling Archer : [takes phone back]  I'm supposed to go find a computer.

  Kintaru Sato : [chuckles]  Here? There are no building in the jungle big enough to hold a computer!

  Sterling Archer : No, they're really smal now. I think you guys actually did that.

• Kintaru Sato : Shit. Come. We must go now.

  Sterling Archer : Not yet. I gotta blow this thing.

  Kintaru Sato : [guerillas approaching]  Then blow it, and then come!

  Sterling Archer : [sighs]  I mean, really? It's like why even...

• Pam Poovey : [stopping at the janitor's closet]  I'll catch up. I gotta run in here real quick and grab some urinal cakes.

  Cyril Figgis : Why the hell do you need urinal cakes.

  Pam Poovey : For my shower at home.

  Lana Kane : Gross.

  Ray Gillette : Oh, gross.

  Cyril Figgis : Oh, Lord.

  [Pam goes in, walks to the industrial sink, looks left and right, then leans forward to look into the soap dispenser. The soap reservoir retracts and drops, revealing a retinal scanner. "RS#: 934-TXS / ID: shiro kabocha STATUS: UNLOCKED". The back wall retracts upward, the other side of which is made to look like a Japanese paper wall] 

  Pam Poovey : Mrs. Archer looked like a mule kicked her in the face.

  [Behind the wall is a Japanese-style hot spring spa, plete with bonsai trees, lanterns, and Krieger enjoying it holding two tokkuri of saké] 

  Pam Poovey : How's the water?

  Doctor Krieger : Sweet baby James, it is perfect, um... uh...

  Pam Poovey , Doctor Krieger : Pam.

  Doctor Krieger : Yes, of course, I know you're...

  [Pam drops her skirt, then discards her top, completely nude save for her earrings] 

  Pam Poovey : So I gained the weight back! Sue me!

  Doctor Krieger : No, I was...

  Pam Poovey : Look, my therapist says everybody's got a hole that needs to be filled. Some people fill it with drugs, some fill it with work, some fill it with between-meal snacks and liquor and their therapist's cock.

  Doctor Krieger : Um, I was actually looking at your pubic hair.

  Pam Poovey : Oh, yeah. It's a lightning bolt, but I guess the letters could use a touch-up. It's supposed to say "TCB". "Takin' Care of Beave-ness".

  Doctor Krieger : [she gets in the water, he hands her a tokkuri]  Super. Kampai.

  Sterling Archer , Kintaru Sato : Kampai.

• Kintaru Sato : At least give me the gun.

  Sterling Archer : [primes the weapon]  I'll give you the bullets!

  Kintaru Sato : You'd rather we both die?

  Sterling Archer : I'm honestly kind of on the fence!