Community (TV Series)

Laws of Robotics & Party Rights (2015)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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Quotes 

• Dean Pelton : Jeffrey you know, ordinarily I'd do anything you say.

  Jeff Winger : Do it.

  Dean Pelton : Let's do it. Oh, I walked into that one.

• Dean Pelton : Jeffrey. You are on sabbatical.

  Jeff Winger : You can't do that.

  Dean Pelton : Yes I can! Two weeks paid sabbatical.

  [to the security guard] 

  Dean Pelton : Get him out of here, he's banned from the campus.

  [to Jeffrey] 

  Dean Pelton : You are on sabbatical.

  Security Guard #2 : You're on sabbatical, sir.

  Jeff Winger : [to the Dean]  Yeah, I'll go on my own, with dignity, something you should look up.

  Dean Pelton : I can't look it up. You destroyed my device, and my heart.

  Security Guard #2 : You destroyed his device and his heart, sir.

• Jeff Winger : Dean, I like my job. I don't mind coming to work here. I feel kinda guilty when I pretend to be sick. And I try to steal as little as possible, just the basics. Pens, coffee filters, toilet paper, and one time, an overhead projector and a roll of carpet. But I don't lead you on, and I never will. Because I'm not just a pretty face that murders people and tells you what you wanna hear, I'm less than that. I'm a gorgeous face that works for you and considers you a friend.