Community (TV Series)
Queer Studies & Advanced Waxing (2015)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Elroy Patashnik : They took my snake and they turned it into a plumber. They made the eggs into barrels. The pine tree they made into a gorilla but I recognize my design. Donkey Kong my ass! That's Construction Snake.
Jeff Winger : I don't practice law anymore.
Elroy Patashnik : But we have a case, right?
Jeff Winger : Isn't everyone you'd be suing dead?
Elroy Patashnik : That's not cool, man.
Britta Perry : Why would a tree throw eggs at a snake?
Elroy Patashnik : [shouting] Why would a plumber be fighting a monkey?
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Francesca 'Frankie' Dart : [Talking to the Dean] They want you to be a token homosexual?
Jeff Winger : It's a form of progress. Thirty years ago the most power the openly gay could achieve was the center square.
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Abed Nadir : [to Frankie, who has just entered the study room] The Wi-Fi's still broken.
Frankie Dart : What happened to good morning?
Abed Nadir : It's a bad morning, no Wi-Fi.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, we really need Wi-Fi.
Frankie Dart : Okay, let's not get carried away. We need oxygen.
Elroy Patashnik : We have oxygen, we need Wi-Fi!
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Dean Pelton : I could change the system from the inside out. And all I have to do is pare down my sexuality to simple gayness, which is heavily in the mix.
Jeff Winger : There you go.
Dean Pelton : Get ready, America. Dean Pelton is coming out as approximately two-sevenths of what he is.
[Opens his arms to draw Jeff and Frankie into a hug]
Dean Pelton : Come on. Don't leave me hanging.
[Frankie and Jeff hug him]
Dean Pelton : There we go.
Jeff Winger : I am so curious.
Dean Pelton : [Interested] Oh.
Jeff Winger : Intellectually.
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Jeff Winger : Hey, I know this great bar for people that don't hate themselves. What do you say? Milady.
Annie Edison : Milord.