The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Woke Up with a Monster (2015)

Penelope Mitchell: Liv Parker

Quotes 

• Liv Parker : [on cell-phone]  Damon may be a vile creature, but he has the best clothes.

  Tyler Lockwood : Should I be wondering why you're in Damon Salvatore's bedroom?

  Liv Parker : Jo scorched my shirt.

  Tyler Lockwood : So you're shirtless in Damon's bedroom?

  Liv Parker : [chuckles merrily]  You must be feeling such mixed emotions right now.

  Tyler Lockwood : How's the training going?

  Liv Parker : Jo's terrible.

  [grim sigh] 

  Liv Parker : If she went up agsinst Kai today, she'd lose in, like, nine seconds. Luke totally called that one.

  Tyler Lockwood : Yeah, but you've got time to whip her into shape. Has Luke been giving you crap?

  Liv Parker : He's been texting, I've been ignoring.

  Tyler Lockwood : If he finds out you're training Jo...

  Liv Parker : He won't. Chill, okay?

  [ends conversation] 

• Liv Parker : To think, a day almost went by where I wasn't roped into saving one of your friends.

  Damon Salvatore : Oh, cry me a river.

• Luke Parker : Dad's pissed, okay? He wants us back in Portland now!

  Liv Parker : I was helping them.

  Luke Parker : They can help themselves. We're not their dancing witch monkeys. Do you wanna bring these books back...?

  Liv Parker : Take the books. Leave the books. Who cares? Did you tell Dad I was helping Jo get stronger? Is that why he's pissed? Of course you did. You're just like him.

  Luke Parker : Actually, I can think for myself. I've always said that Kai was too dangerous to become leader of the coven. You've been wasting your time with Jo. We both know she's never gonna beat him.

  Liv Parker : You don't get it, do you?

  Luke Parker : Get what?

  Liv Parker : You just cloaked me and I couldn't fight it. You're stronger than me.

  Luke Parker : No, you don't know that...

  Liv Parker : Yes, I do. I've known it for months. Since that night when I was trying to bring people back from the Other Side and you interrupted my spell.

  Luke Parker : You were about to collapse. You were already weak.

  Liv Parker : We're supposed to be equal. We're not.

  [sighs] 

  Liv Parker : I know you, Luke. I know you love me. And I know that a huge part of you hopes that it's me that makes it through this. But it's not a coin toss anymore. If we merge... you win and I die. It scares the crap out of me. So... if you wanna pack the books... pack the damn books. I'm not gonna be the one reading them.

  Luke Parker : Liv...

  [she walks away] 

• Tyler Lockwood : What the hell are you talking about? You said you and Luke were equal in strength.

  Liv Parker : Well, I lied. He's stronger.

  Tyler Lockwood : Then we run.

  Liv Parker : Run where, Tyler? We already tried that. My family will hunt me down. They want me to merge.

  Tyler Lockwood : [nods]  Fine. Then go.

  Liv Parker : Screw you...

  Tyler Lockwood : I'm serious. Go. That's what you want me to say, right? So go. Walk right into your own grave if that's what you want. I won't stop you.

  Liv Parker : I knew you were a mistake. This whole thing was a mistake.

  Tyler Lockwood : This wasn't a mistake.

  [shakes his head] 

  Tyler Lockwood : This wasn't a mistake.

  [tender moment, looks like they're about to kiss, they lean with their foreheads against each other, eyes locked upon each other] 

  Luke Parker : [arriving]  I called Dad. Told him we're out.

  Tyler Lockwood : I thought you were about following your destiny.

  Luke Parker : Not if my, uh, destiny equals killing my sister. I told you

  [chuckles] 

  Luke Parker : I can think for myself.

• Liv Parker : [deleted scene]  You want me to cloak you?

  Damon Salvatore : Well, it's the least you can do for stealing my shirt. Hmm?