The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)

Woke Up with a Monster (2015)

Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore

Quotes 

• Damon Salvatore : [answers phone]  Magic camp. How may I help you?

  Elena Gilbert : Damon, Kai has me at the high school. I need your help!

  Damon Salvatore : Whoa, Elena?

• Liv Parker : To think, a day almost went by where I wasn't roped into saving one of your friends.

  Damon Salvatore : Oh, cry me a river.

• Liv Parker : [deleted scene]  You want me to cloak you?

  Damon Salvatore : Well, it's the least you can do for stealing my shirt. Hmm?