Mark Calaway: The Undertaker

Quotes 

• The Rock : [interrupting a McMahon family feud]  Now, the Rock doesn't see a family feud. The Rock doesn't see the owner of a multi-million dollar company. The Rock doesn't even see a WWF champion. What the Rock does see is three of the biggest steaming, stinking, smoldering pieces of monkey crap! All three, all at one time, being slapped around by a walking two-dollar slut! Now, the Rock realizes that there are two other #1 contenders for the WWF title. But the fact of the matter is this, is that the Rock is a #1 contender, too. So, having said that, the Rock says this: he wants his title shot, and the Rock wants it... tonight.

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Rock : Now, you've left the Rock with two options. The first option is the Rock can go in the back, relax, and wait until you're ready to face the Great One. Or option number two...

  [the crowd cheers as he starts walking down the entrance ramp] 

  The Rock : The Rock figured he'd get right in the middle of the People's Ring and just whoop your candy ass all over Rochester!

  [Kane's music hits, and he comes out to the entrance ramp where the Rock just was] 

  Kane : Rock, you've got it all wrong. I am the the #1 contender. And I want my title shot tonight!

  [as he starts walking down the ramp, the Undertaker's music hits] 

  The Undertaker : You know, in all my years here, I don't think I've ever seen quite so many assholes gathered in one place.

  [the crowd cheers] 

  The Undertaker : Three #1 contenders? Hell, with allies like that, you don't need any enemies, Triple H.

  [to Kane and Rock] 

  The Undertaker : Now, you two guys, I know you got issues. But, see, I don't give a damn. Tonight, I want my shot. And, you know, I don't really give a damn if the three of us and you, Hunter, get it on all at one time.

  Mr. McMahon : Is that right? Well, I'll tell you what. What would you say if all three of you had a shot at Triple H tonight?

  [furious, Hunter gets in his face] 

  Mr. McMahon : Let me handle this. I know what I'm doing.

  [addressing the others again] 

  Mr. McMahon : So I'll tell you what we're gonna do. Tonight, here, in this very ring, we're gonna see a triple-threat match. And that triple-threat match will determine just who will be the undisputed #1 contender, and that triple-threat match will see Rock, Kane, and Undertaker go at it. Oh, but it gets better than that, because the winner of that match in this very ring tonight, will face the World Wrestling Federation champion, Triple H, for the title right here tonight!