Battle Creek (TV Series)

Homecoming (2015)

Dean Winters: Russ Agnew

Quotes 

• Milt Chamberlain : [Referring to Russ and Holly's tryst which Russ has denied]  I have a sixth sense about these things. I can tell when two people have... you know...

  Russ Agnew : No. I don't know.

  Milt Chamberlain : Crossed the crime scene tape? Unholstered your weapons. Buried the evidence.

• Milt Chamberlain : Russ, why are you denying that you and Holly were involved in a 2-3-7?

  Russ Agnew : Excuse me? Huh?

  Milt Chamberlain : Officer down.

• Russ Agnew : I want to apologize to you. For that... cake stunt. And I wanted to, uh... I wanted to say that I'm sorry for lying to you.

  Holly Dale : When?

  Russ Agnew : When I told you I was happy for you. Before. I think it's really great. I really do, Holly. And everything, but... I'm not happy. What, what you said earlier about not wanting to start something new because, um, it'll be easier for us. It'll hurt less.

  [Softly] 

  Russ Agnew : That's true.

  [pause] 

  Russ Agnew : But, screw that. We can make a long distance relationship work. We just gotta *fight* for it. Would you do that... with me?

• Russ Agnew : Long distance relationships don't work out, Milt! Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Of someone else.