- Donald Mallard: It ain't a fit night out for man nor beast.
- Jimmy Palmer: And yet, I'm the one who had to get out and push the van, Shakespeare.
- Donald Mallard: That was W. C. Fields, Mr. Palmer in "The Fatal Glass of Beer".
- Donald Mallard: But what's in a name, Mr. Palmer. That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.
- Jimmy Palmer: That is Shakespeare, right?
- Donald Mallard: No no no, it's W. C. Fields again. He had a million of 'em.