Agent Carter (TV Series)

SNAFU (2015)

James D'Arcy: Edwin Jarvis

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Quotes 

• Peggy Carter : [Hands over the capsule that holds the vial of Captain America's blood]  You'll want to be careful with that.

  Roger Dooley : [Opens it and takes out the vial]  Does this stuff implode? Explode? Spice up an Old Fashioned?

  Peggy Carter : That is the last remaining sample of Captain Steve Rogers' blood. Mr. Stark was afraid your scientists would squander the remaining samples attempting to re-create the serum.

  Edwin Jarvis : Which they did, so I'm afraid you'll have to forgive him for trying to protect the greatest scientific feat of the 20th century.

  Peggy Carter : Howard didn't trust me with it, either. He lied about the contents of the device. He nearly convinced me that I was saving the city by stealing it.

  Daniel Sousa : Is that why you kept it Because he lied?

  Peggy Carter : Maybe at first, or perhaps I didn't trust our greatest capitalist with such a prize. But I couldn't bring it here, either. And for that, I don't have an answer. I suppose I just wanted a second chance at keeping him safe.

• Peggy Carter : [Cuffed to the table in the interrogation room]  Mr. Jarvis, how would you feel if we smashed that mirror with this table?

  Edwin Jarvis : I would feel splendid about it.

  Peggy Carter : All right. we pick it up, and then on the count of three...

  Edwin Jarvis : Battering ram. Ready?

  Peggy Carter , Edwin Jarvis : [They lift]  1... 2...

  Edwin Jarvis : Wait! What if there are people behind this mirror that we're breaking?

  Peggy Carter : Then they may get hurt. There'll be a spray of glass.

  Edwin Jarvis : I see.

  Peggy Carter , Edwin Jarvis : [They lift again]  1... 2.

  Edwin Jarvis : Wait! What if these hypothetical people behind the mirror have guns?

  Peggy Carter : Then we may get hurt. There will be a spray of bullets.

  Edwin Jarvis : I see.

  Peggy Carter , Edwin Jarvis : 1... 2... 3

  [They break the glass] 

  Edwin Jarvis : No people. Everybody wins.

  Peggy Carter : I've just thought of something.

  Edwin Jarvis : We're still attached to a table.

  Peggy Carter : We are still attached to a table.

• Edwin Jarvis : I am truly sorry about all of this. When you didn't meet me, I knew and I panicked.

  Peggy Carter : And I suppose the confession portrays me as what? A patsy? A Doe-eyed idiot succumbed to the charms of America's mustachioed Casanova?

  Edwin Jarvis : That is the gist, yes. With a bankruptcy side plot sprinkled on top to provide a motive for Mr. Stark's deeds.

  Peggy Carter : Nice flourish.

• Edwin Jarvis : I'm sure we could lure one of them in, get the drop on them, steal a weapon and...

  Peggy Carter : "Get the drop on them?" You've been in custody all of an hour, and you're Jimmy Cagney.

• Edwin Jarvis : Please help! We're taken hostage in here!

  Peggy Carter : No one's coming.

  Edwin Jarvis : I know you may be universally despised in this establishment, but they barely know me.

  [shouts] 

  Edwin Jarvis : Please help!

• Peggy Carter : Have you ever been hanged, Mr. Jarvis?

  Edwin Jarvis : I can't say that I have, no.

  Peggy Carter : It is quite unpleasant.