Last Man Standing (TV Series)

School Merger (2014)

Tim Allen: Mike Baxter

Quotes 

• Eve Baxter : [to trick or treaters]  You guys want something from Eve Baxter, you've got to work for it

  Mike Baxter : Good call, try to remember that on Prom night

• Mike Baxter : Whatever you do, I'll support you

  Vanessa Baxter : Really?

  Mike Baxter : Have to, only have one income

• Ryan : Republicans make it to Senate, Obama's hands are tied

  Mike Baxter : How will he play golf?

  [Mike opens the door to see Chuck and screams] 

  Mike Baxter : What are you dressed as little girl?

• Mike Baxter : [to Ryan]  That's a good call, say trick in your neighbourhood, you get a girl named Kandi

• Mike Baxter : [to Chuck]  A black man who likes hockey, that's the most creative costume I've seen all night