Murdoch Mysteries (TV Series)
Crabtree Mania (2015)
Jonny Harris: Constable George Crabtree
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Quotes
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Constable George Crabtree : I think the idea of Henderson giving up his companionship in a fake manoeuvre difficult to believe.
The Masked Marauder : I'm telling the truth. I couldn'ta killed him.
Constable George Crabtree : All right. Lying is one thing; attacking the integrity of the great sport of wrestling, that is quite another.
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Constable George Crabtree : The only constant in this investigation is that each wrestler is proved a fraud.
Detective William Murdoch : True. The Cossack isn't Russian, and the chief rivals were actually friends.
Constable George Crabtree : A-a-and in our championship match the other night, i-it involved a fake manoeuvre and a prearranged outcome.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : So? What of it?
Constable George Crabtree : Well, sir, as much as it pains me to say, it's quite possible the entire sport is fake.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Outlandish! Wrestling is a sport of honor and integrity.
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[last lines]
Constable George Crabtree : Sirs, you called for me?
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Ah, Crabtree. We wanted to compliment you on a fine piece of work.
Detective William Murdoch : Yes.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Even if your diligence did uncover that professional wrestling is a sham.
Detective William Murdoch : Yes, I doubt fans will continue to follow it so feverishly once the truth reaches them.
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Nevertheless, I think it's about time you got measured for a new suit.
Constable George Crabtree : Sir?
Detective William Murdoch : Yes, George, you've been serving in a constable's tunic long enough.
Constable George Crabtree : Sirs, uh...
Inspector Thomas Brackenreid : Don't be thick, bugalugs. There's an opening at Station House Number 3 for a new detective. I've put you forward.
Detective William Murdoch : They'll be lucky to have you, George.
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[first lines]
Constable George Crabtree : There you go! Trounce him!
Edna Brooks : Get him!
Constable George Crabtree : Edna. I had no idea you had such a passion for wrestling.
Edna Brooks : Oh, I don't. I... I merely accompany Simon.
Simon Brooks : Go, Randolph, go!
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Constable George Crabtree : Give it up, Humber! You can't outrun me!
The Masked Marauder : I'm twice your size! How are you going to arrest me?
[runs into a pole & knocks himself unconscious]
Constable George Crabtree : Twice my size, and half the wit.