Larry Lamb: Ted Case

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Steve McAndrew : Remind me why we're doing this.

  Ted Case : Basic fitness level requirements for all serving officers...

  Danny Griffin : Yes, but there should be an exemption for those of us above average IQ.

  Ted Case : Yeah, well, why not just pick up the pace?

  Steve McAndrew : Yeah, who appointed you Mr Motivator?

  Ted Case : Well, what doesn't kill you can only make you stronger. Superintendent Nietzsche.

• [last lines] 

  DCI Sasha Miller : Thank you.

  Ted Case : What for?

  DCI Sasha Miller : For sharing your life with us.

  Ted Case : Well, you were right, you know; families need to stick together, even dysfunctional ones.

  DCI Sasha Miller : So, how did you two meet?

  Ted Case : Look, if we're going to do this we're gonna have to have some ground rules, all right? Number one, I'd rather take another bullet than do the gay best friend thing, and number two, I have no special insight into the human condition, and number three, more important than all of them, I do not understand men.

  DCI Sasha Miller : No, neither do I.

  Ted Case : Believe me, no-one does, even Arsène Wenger.

  DCI Sasha Miller : I'll drink to that,

  [they click glasses] 

  DCI Sasha Miller : whoever Arsène Wenger.is.