- [first lines]
- Pastor: Today we say good-bye to our friend, whose life was tragically cut short... His family and friends may well feel cheated that he has been taken from us too soon. But we have many happy memories of him, and these we must hold dear in our hearts.He was loved, respected, and will be missed by us all.
- Gerry Standing: Listen, Danny, this is too dangerous; you've got family.
- Danny Griffin: So have you.
- Gerry Standing: Well, Fiona would kill you if she knew you were involved in this.
- Danny Griffin: Actually, she'd kill you. Probably only wound me.
- DAC Robert Strickland: Rather than lick our wounds, might we move forward?
- DCI Sasha Miller: Yes, I'd love to! Which way *is* forward?
- Steve McAndrew: Sure this is a good idea, Sasha?
- DCI Sasha Miller: I ran out of good ideas a while back, Steve. Just on to ideas now.
- Ted Case: There's always files these... people want to disappear, so I made it my business to copy these files. You know, for a rainy day.
- Gerry Standing: Well, it's pissing down now.
- Ted Case: Well, there's a lovely umbrella for you.
- DAC Robert Strickland: Yes, well, it's very sad what happened to Gerry. But the best way we can honor his memory is by all coming in to work tomorrow morning extremely hung over.
- Danny Griffin: [after being caught breaking into the lady's restroom] So It's true, much cleaner than the gents.
- Steve McAndrew: [after Gerry tells the team that he wants to get away from it all] Spain's a perfect fit for you Jerry.
- Gerry Standing: Are you kidding? Half the population of the Casa Del Sol only moved there to stop me nicking them.