- Gerry Standing: [about questioning a elderly person with dementia] Whoa, whoa, you tread carefully there, guvner.
- DCI Sasha Miller: Yeah, I intend to.
- Gerry Standing: No, but even a hint of a balls-up, the CPS'd drop this quicker than a whore's drawers on a Friday night.
- Steve McAndrew: Look, Gerry, about what I said the other day, uh... I was out of order, OK?
- Gerry Standing: Well, at least we agree on something.
- Steve McAndrew: It's,i-it's just not the same drinking without you, all right. It's cheaper, granted, but... it's a bit like... Batman without Robin.
- Gerry Standing: More like Laurel without Hardy... And I don't expect you needed me on your case.
- [long pause]
- Steve McAndrew: Pint?
- Gerry Standing: I'll grab me coat.
- [last lines]
- DCI Sasha Miller: You said you needed some advice.
- Hannah: Oh, did I?
- [puts a red straw in Sasha's drink]
- Hannah: Well, I was lying.
- DCI Sasha Miller: What are you doing?
- Hannah: It's called a setup. Only talk to the ones with the red straws; the rest are married. You'll thank me in the morning.
- Gerry Standing: Hold on, hold on! Look, we're talking about the fifties here. If you were depressed, you had a swift drink and got on with it. Not like today; you can't move in here without someone sending you to a bleeding counsellor.
- DCI Sasha Miller: [Gerry is refusing to speak to Steve] It's like working in a crèche.
- Danny Griffin: Except we're dealing with considerably lower IQs.