- Mankind: At the risk of not sounding very cool, I'd like to dedicate this match to my two little people at home and say... BIG DADDIO DID IT!
- Road Dogg: Ladies and Gentlemen, Without further ado; I bring to you, The *new* World Wrestling Federation Heavyweight Champion of the woooooorld... MANKIND!
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: If Mankind were to win the WWF Championship, it would be the blackest day in the history of the World Wrestling Federation.
- Jerry 'The King' Lawler: Oh, my gosh! We've got a lousy President and now we're stuck with a lousy Commissioner!