- Charlie Goodson: [Charlie has just found out Sean is sleeping with Jordan] It means you have a habit of sleeping with the women in my life, then cheating on them.
- Sean: Oh, please. Name One.
- Charlie Goodson: Jen
- Sean: Name two.
- Charlie Goodson: Lacey.
- Sean: This game sucks.
- Ed: [after Nolan talks about sponsoring an African child] I bet you that kid's scamming you like that Nigerian Prince on the internet or that Kenyan in the White House.