Suits (TV Series)

Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner (2014)

Rick Hoffman: Louis Litt

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• Jeff Malone : And who do you actually think is better at determining whether a guy is guilty of insider trading, Louis -- a career prosecutor for the S.E.C. or a monkey in some Italian suit?

  Louis Litt : [scoffs]  A monkey?

  Jeff Malone : Monkey.

  Louis Litt : Well, you're nothing but a crowing cock -- and the last cock that walked into my office learned what all the other cocks learned: that I eat cock for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

  Jeff Malone : Louis, you're gonna let me in that deposition tomorrow whether you like it or not.

  Louis Litt : Why, because you're gonna run to Jessica?

  Jeff Malone : No, simply because I'm gonna tell everyone here in the office that you said you eat cock for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

  Louis Litt : Yeah, that's right. It's goddamn delicious. Mm! Mm, mm!

  [licks fingertips then barks] 

• Louis Litt : Holy shit. What did... what did I just do?

  Katrina Bennett : I'll tell you what you're gonna do. You're gonna stop writing in that pussy diary, and you're gonna show Jessica you're the one who should be sitting in that corner office.

  Louis Litt : All right. Ready the dictaphone. We're gonna need it.

• Louis Litt : I'm writing in my diary.

  Katrina Bennett : Isn't that what your dictaphone is for?

  Louis Litt : No, my dictaphone is for my singular triumphs, like when Harvey told me I was the man, and my diary is for my most agonizing defeats, such as when Jessica just told me I'll never make name partner.

  Katrina Bennett : Louis, she didn't say that.

  Louis Litt : Well, she might as well have. She just gave Malone the corner office.

• Todd : Okay, I am lying to you, but, please, you gotta help me.

  Louis Litt : Well, we want to, but, T-Dog, you gotta be straight up with your homies if you want us to have your back.

• Louis Litt : He doesn't stop lyiin to me, I'm gonna cut him looser than Jared's pants after a Subway diet.