CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #469
In no particular order, I could not or would not exist without air, food, water, gravity, tides, the moon, the sun, night, civilization, the laws of physics, the laws of thermodynamics, the law of the land, ancestors having sex, DNA, viruses, bacteria, plants, animals, oceans, ice caps, the kindness of strangers, the Big Bang, familial bonds, smart people, brave people, memory, medicine, the periodic table of elements, tribal instincts, magnetic fields, weather, Earth's molten core, a rotating Earth, a tilted Earth, tectonic plates, sleep, death, heat, consciousness, evolution, teachers and the miraculous, self-regulating chemical factory that is my body. Other than that, I like to think of myself as a self-made man.
Okay, that's all the pointless whimsy I have for the moment. Now unpause your DVR and watch Two and a Half Men. You can reflect on the redundancy of pointless whimsy later.
The opening credits show the same photographs of Christy in various compromised positions, but they are all tossed about as if they were hastily moved. This is appropriate because Christy hastily moved her family out of their rental house and into a motel at the end of S2E1 and the family finds them in that motel for this show.