"New Tricks" The Queen's Speech (TV Episode 2014) - Nicholas Lyndhurst as Danny Griffin

William Taskerland : [about WW III] Do you know what Einstein said about it? He didn't know how they'd fight World War Three, but he knew how they'd fight World War Four.

Danny Griffin : With sticks and stones.
William Taskerland : [having had Danny and Sacha remove their shoes] Do you know how many bacteria thrive on the sole of a shoe?

Danny Griffin : Approximately sixty million, depending on variables like material used to make the sole, location, time of year.
DCI Sasha Miller : You divorced, didn't you? A year after Amy was murdered.

William Taskerland : Strain. You couldn't understand.

DCI Sasha Miller : We both have daughters of our own.

Danny Griffin : They're written in a language that no-one will ever understand.
Danny Griffin : Would it surprise you to learn that I have helped fifteen relationships and that I have saved seven point five marriages? I've got a counselling diploma.

DCI Sasha Miller : How do you save point five of a marriage?

Danny Griffin : One person thought it was still a good idea.
Nicholas Hines : [being interrogated] This is highly unethical.

DCI Sasha Miller : Moderately maybe; we could push it up to highly though, couldn't we?

Danny Griffin : If we had to.

Nicholas Lyndhurst: Danny Griffin