Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Adam Sandler/Al Franken/Badly Drawn Boy (2000)

Tom Bergeron: Self - Hollywood Squares segment

Quotes 

• Tom Bergeron : We know you're very concerned with personal grooming.

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : I lick myself from time to time.

  Tom Bergeron : Does Dog Fancy Magazine say that you should shave a dog's coat in the summer to keep it cool, Triumph?

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Listen, listen, I do not believe in dogs being shaved. Now shaving a pussy... cat, on the other hand...

  [audience laughter/ohs] 

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : A pussycat! I said a pussycat! That's all right!

  Al Roker : [smacking Triumph with a rolled up newspaper]  Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad! Bad dog! Bad dog! Bad dog!

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : I said "shaving a pussycat". By the way, by the way, thanks for sitting me next to Roker. It's the first time no one's going to blame me for farting.

  [more audience laughter] 

  Al Roker : [hits Triumph again]  Bad dog! Bad dog!

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : Bring it on! Bring it on, man!