The Simpsons (TV Series)

Clown in the Dumps (2014)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty the Clown, Sideshow Mel, Mr. Teeny, Reporter

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : Honey, you can't insulate me from life. I could live for a hundred years or get hit by a bus tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.

• Krusty the Clown : I'm a sad, tragic clown, like what's-his-name... Liberace.

• Krusty the Clown : [Watching an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon]  Oh, my God! Who's responsible for this monstrosity?

  [an "Executive Produced by Krusty the Clown" title appears] 

  Krusty the Clown : [On video]  I did everything!

• Marge Simpson : I hear the language on these roasts gets a little... B-L-U-E.

  Homer Simpson : Huh?

  [Marge points at hair] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh!