- Flynn Carsen: I'm offering you a life of mystery and misery, of loneliness and adventure. More than that, I'm offering you an opportunity to make a difference, to save the world every week, twice before Friday. Are you in?
- Flynn Carsen: Good luck to you out there. Get ready for anything.
- Eve Baird: Define "anything".
- Flynn Carsen: Oh, ninjas, possibly.
- Eve Baird: Ninjas? In Oklahoma?
- Jake Stone: [Fighting the serpent brotherhood] Who are these guys?
- Eve Baird: Ninjas, possibly.
- Jake Stone: In Oklahoma?
- Flynn Carsen: You see the blue wire?
- Eve Baird: Yeah.
- [she begins to cut it]
- Flynn Carsen: Don't touch the blue wire.
- Eve Baird: GAH!
- [she recoils away from the blue wire]
- Eve Baird: Start with "don't!" Start with "don't!"
- Eve Baird: You're dead!
- Judson: It's easier than it looks. Um uh, a guardian, f for your information, is the Librarian's partner and bodyguard. You you see, a life of fighting evil cults and and monsters...
- Flynn Carsen: Librarians tend to die. Often, sometimes even more than once.