Quotes
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Dan Egan : The HIV girl.
Ben Cafferty : Yes?
Dan Egan : The one that the president mentioned in the CBS interview.
Ben Cafferty : Yes?
Dan Egan : Alright, well, some people on Reddit put the details together and now the whole town knows who she is.
Ben Cafferty : Fuck! You know, I preferred when the Internet was just AltaVista and that little Star Wars kid! Did we definitely out this girl?
Dan Egan : Yeah.
Ben Cafferty : Shit!
Dan Egan : Only her doctor and her principal knew, now parents are keeping their kids home from school 'cause they don't want them to, quote, "catch AIDS."
Ben Cafferty : Oh, there's a town with no Gay Pride parade or a goddamn library!
Bill Ericsson : Where did this data come from? How did we get her medical records, and why didn't we ask her parent's permission?
Ben Cafferty : Oh thank you, Question Man! You've just saved the entire city! Or did you?
Mike McLintock : This is catching fire like a gas station in a Michael Bay movie.
Dan Egan : What's our line here? Do we tell the president?
Ben Cafferty : No! She's gonna panic! We gotta find out more facts, aright? Bozos, disassemble!
