Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
Bad George Clooney (2014)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
Quotes
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[first lines]
Elka Ostrovsky : Look at our baby; he's so depressed.
Melanie Moretti : Maybe we should just take him back to the vet.
Joy Scroggs : No, the vet said he was fine physically.
Elka Ostrovsky : Well, maybe he's just sad because Joy looks like a bone he can't chew on.
Victoria Chase : Or maybe because for every one of our years he ages seven. That would depress the hell out of me.
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Melanie Moretti : I thought you guys were supposed to be getting along.
Joy Scroggs : We tried all morning not to snipe at each other, and knowing we can't snipe at each other only made us snipe at each other more.
Melanie Moretti : Well, you can't run away from the problem.
Joy Scroggs : The problem is 92 years old; I think I can.
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Melanie Moretti : [to radio caller] Why don't you just cut the guy some slack? And if you have to criticize him, do it *after* sex. That way he associates criticism with pleasure.