Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
The Undead (2014)
Wendie Malick: Victoria Chase
Quotes
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Joy Scroggs : *He* wants to be the little spoon?
Melanie Moretti : Yes. Which makes me the big spoon!
Victoria Chase : That's crazy!
Melanie Moretti : I know!
Elka Ostrovsky : No woman should be the jet pack.
Victoria Chase : Well, was the sex worth it?
Melanie Moretti : He did a couple of things; two that were good, one not so good. It's rare to find a man that's good at that, let's face it.
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Victoria Chase : Now, I just have to stage my funeral.
Elka Ostrovsky : I'll take care of that.
Victoria Chase : Have you ever planned a funeral before?
Elka Ostrovsky : I've been planning three of 'em since you moved in.
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Joy Scroggs : I can't imagine what it's going to be like living here without you.
Victoria Chase : I know. I've been the sun that you three revolve around. But still, I know; it's hard to say good-bye.
Elka Ostrovsky : You're making it easier.
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Susan Lucci : [entering the funeral] May I say something, please?
Victoria Chase : [snarls] Lucci!
Susan Lucci : Thank you so much. And thank you, Victoria, for so many, many, many years of work, rising before dawn to put on all that makeup in a brave but futile attempt to hide the ravages of time. And now, picturing her in a coffin reminds me of those performances: stiff and lifeless; held together with chemicals and glue. Something best buried and forgotten. Oh, Victoria, I promised myself I wouldn't cry... and I've kept that promise. Thank you.
[she picks up Victoria's Emmy statuette. Victoria gasps]
Susan Lucci : What? We all know I deserved to win that year.
[leaves with the Emmy]