Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
The Undead (2014)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
Quotes
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[first lines]
Mike : That was great.
Melanie Moretti : Mm-hm.
Mike : You are amazing!
Melanie Moretti : Thank you, you're not so bad yourself.
Mike : So, do you want to spoon?
Melanie Moretti : Yeah.
[Mike rolls away from Melanie]
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Joy Scroggs : *He* wants to be the little spoon?
Melanie Moretti : Yes. Which makes me the big spoon!
Victoria Chase : That's crazy!
Melanie Moretti : I know!
Elka Ostrovsky : No woman should be the jet pack.
Victoria Chase : Well, was the sex worth it?
Melanie Moretti : He did a couple of things; two that were good, one not so good. It's rare to find a man that's good at that, let's face it.
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Simon : Halle Berry is in town visiting relatives, and Star Magazine wants a shot. If I can find the smallest trace of cellulite on her thighs, I'll get the cover.
Melanie Moretti : A shot of Helle Berry with cellulite would make my day.
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Elka Ostrovsky : [eulogy at funeral] Victoria Chase may have been vain, bubble-headed, and crazy...
Melanie Moretti : But?
Melanie Moretti : There's no but.