- [tracking Zeck]
- Rahzar: [sniffs] The scent is faint, but I think he went this way...
- Tiger Claw: [sniffs] THIS way! He's on foot, but he's got... devices, electric motors, faint whiff of ozone.
- Rahzar: Hmm. You've got a good sense of smell for a cat.
- Tiger Claw: We are warriors. Can't we fight side by side without letting species get in the way?
- Rahzar: Absolutely! Xever is always saying, "Oh, Tiger Claw must hate you, because you're a dog!"
- Tiger Claw: That's ridiculous!
- Rahzar: I know, right?
- Tiger Claw: Although, I DO want to eat him because he's a fish.
- Rahzar: Eh, I would eat him just to shut him up.
- The Shredder: You will find my helmet. Until it is returned to me, you will do nothing else. Nothing!
- Fishface: Uh, Master Shredder, can't you just get another helm-
- [Shredder strikes Fishface, knocking him to the ground]
- The Shredder: That helmet, the Kuro Kabuto, has been the symbol of The Foot Clan for over 1,500 years. The clan's founder himself, the dreaded Koga Takuza, was said to be the greatest ninja in the history of Japan. His skill with a blade was greater than any Samurai. Takuza laid waste to warriors and rulers alike. He stole the sacred totems of his defeated enemies and fused them into an alloy stronger than Steel. He himself forged the Kabuto, and it has survived undamaged to this day. I am sworn to protect it with my life. You will find it, and you will bring it to me. Understand?
- Fishface: Ew uh Yes, Master.
- The Shredder: Xever, you go with the fly. Tigerclaw, go with Bradford. Do not fail me. I promise you, the consequences will be dire.
- Ivan Steranko: [observes his collection] Alexander the Great's breastplate. The Spear of Destiny. Excalibur. Is most greatest collection of all time, da? But is missing one thing. Shredder's helmet. The legendary Kuro Kabuto. If someone could obtain it for me, I maybe forget terrible past misdeed, huh?
- Anton Zeck: So if I steal the helmet, you'll forgive me for my little mistake.
- Ivan Steranko: Little mistake? You shoot me in eyeball!
- Anton Zeck: Not on purpose! Anyway, you got that new cool eye. You used to be an arms dealer, but now it's like "Oooh, check out the new cool eyeball guy!"
- Ivan Steranko: I should pop your head like blueberry!
- Anton Zeck: Relax, Steranko. I'll get you that helmet.
- Ivan Steranko: Is in Shredder's lair, highest security. Tell me, Mr. Zeck, why do you think you can steal it?
- Anton Zeck: See your Spear of Destiny there?
- Ivan Steranko: Da?
- Anton Zeck: Lick it.
- Ivan Steranko: [does so] ... is made of marzipan!
- Anton Zeck: I stole the real one yesterday.
- Ivan Steranko: Just watch step. I have sent five men to steal the helmet, one after other. Nobody ever come back. That Shredder, he has eyes in back of head.
- Anton Zeck: [laughs, goes invisible] Those eyes won't do much him good.
- Ivan Steranko: [Sniffs] Why am I smelling the baby poops?
- [opens the bag to reveal a bunch of diapers. Steranko becomes angry at Zeck]
- Ivan Steranko: I going to pop your head like blueberry!
- Anton Zeck: You know, that's to be expected.
- Leonardo: I'm thinking we might have better luck if we tunnel up from underneath Shredder's lair.
- Michelangelo: Ooh, what if we tunnel down from above? That'll really confuse 'em.
- Raphael: You can't tunnel down from... Ugh! We're not tunneling from anywhere. We can't do this. Karai was raised by Shredder. She's one of the bad guys.
- Donatello: [looking at screen where Zeck is only on infrared] Huh? Is that a guy?
- [calling out]
- Donatello: Leo, hit the brakes! Hit the brakes!
- [the Shellraiser hits Zeck, sending him flying before he crashes and goes invisible]
- Michelangelo: [stepping out of Shellraiser] What did we hit?
- Donatello: [stepping out of Shellraiser] A guy; an invisible guy! He only showed up on infrared.
- Leonardo: Is this a Kraang thing?
- Donatello: No idea. We'd better find him.