In her opening monologue, guest host
Mary McCormack talks about the challenges of being Chelsea's friend. Mary and her round table panelists
Brad Wollack,
Fortune Feimster and
Whitney Cummings discuss a thirty-one year old man claiming to be
Michael Jackson's biological son,
Simon Cowell walking around shirtless in public with his girlfriend and child, many of the women of
The Bachelor (2002) complaining about what a loser
Juan Pablo Galavis is,
Rush Limbaugh complaining that the Girl Scouts just appointed a lesbian as chief, and cable television ads in New Jersey for physicians who will prescribe medical marijuana.
Ian Karmel talks about it being Girl Scout cookie season. And Mary chats with guest
Allison Janney about her latest movie
Bad Words (2013), meeting each other in their New York theater days, working on
Private Parts (1997) and
The West Wing (1999) together, the hazards of being mutual friends with Chelsea, and being on two hit television shows simultaneously.
—Huggo