- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Where's the knives and forks?
- Constable George Crabtree: Oh, sir, I believe we're supposed to use these: chopsticks.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: Chopsticks? What can you chop with these?
- [first lines]
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I thought we were supposed to bring our wives.
- Margaret Brackenreid: Well, I certainly didn't want to come. I hear they eat duck's feet, and eyeballs.
- Constable George Crabtree: Mrs. Brackenreid, I've actually eaten Chinese food *twice*. It's very good.
- Inspector Thomas Brackenreid: I thought we were supposed to bring our wives.
- [last lines]
- Detective William Murdoch: Are you all right?
- Dr. Julia Ogden: I've never been better. We're free, William. We're finally free.
- Detective William Murdoch: Yes, we are.