"Sniffer" Episode #1.4 (TV Episode 2013) - Ivan Oganesyan as Col. Viktor Lebedev

Sekretar Generala : My congratulations, Victor. So young and a colonel already. So what was that "work stuff" you needed to talk to me about?

Col. Viktor Lebedev : Sveta, why don't we celebrate together, the two of us?

Sekretar Generala : You, Victor, I would take you up on your offer if only you didn't think of me as just another star on your strap. Congratulations on your promotion, and another star on your strap.
General : This situation is becoming bothersome. Your friend gets invited to all the crime scenes, undertakes his own investigations, has access to classified information, and yet he is not under our employ. It's messy.

Col. Viktor Lebedev : He is somewhat of an independent artist, sir.

General : Well, this is not a community center. This is a secret organization. Listen here, Lebedev, either you pull the proper strings and get your buddy to work for us as a liaison or I never want to see him here again. Your call, Colonel.
Col. Viktor Lebedev : Herr Expert? You fail with painting, but I bring knowledge that will make you happy, under two conditions: You apologize now...

The Sniffer : We'll see about that. What's condition two?

Col. Viktor Lebedev : I don't have to wear your protective condom.

The Sniffer : We'll see about that, too.
The Sniffer : Vitya I need your help.

Col. Viktor Lebedev : Hearing that from you means a lot.

Ivan Oganesyan: Col. Viktor Lebedev