Criminal Minds (TV Series)
Mr. & Mrs. Anderson (2014)
Stephen Simon: Sam
Quotes
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Penelope Garcia : I am so sorry. I totally could have made that recipe without cilantro.
Sam : It's my fault. I should have disclosed my food allergies.
Penelope Garcia : But I could have asked.
Sam : Take a breath. The swelling's gone down.
Penelope Garcia : Now, what are we gonna do for our first Valentine's?
Sam : Whatever you want to do.
Penelope Garcia : I don't want it to always be up to me.
Sam : I thought you liked planning things.
Penelope Garcia : Yeah. But if I'm always the one planning things, then I'm always the one planning things.
Sam : You're right. So, I'm gonna make the executive decision that we are spending our first Valentine's Day at Patty's.
Penelope Garcia : Patty's, the diner?
Sam : Yeah, Patty's the diner. They have the best milkshakes in town. Come on.
Penelope Garcia : I like milkshakes.
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Derek Morgan : Come here, come here.
Savannah Hayes : You know, that's why I blame you.
Derek Morgan : What, me?
Savannah Hayes : Yes. One more time turned into two more times, and now there's no way we're getting a table on such short notice.
Derek Morgan : Girl, look at you. Can you blame me? But as long as I'm with you, we can go anywhere you want... Oh, wait a minute. Hello, what are you doing here?
Penelope Garcia : Oh, my God.
Savannah Hayes : Penelope?
Penelope Garcia : Wow, it is so nice to finally meet you.
Savannah Hayes : You, too.
Derek Morgan : Hey, you must be Sam.
Sam : Sam I am. I've heard a lot about you.
Derek Morgan : Oh, not guilty. Not guilty.
Penelope Garcia : Look at you guys. You're literally flawless. You're like the live-action Ken and Barbie.
Sam : So where are you guys headed?
Derek Morgan : Well, we actually had a change of plans.
Sam : Same here.
Penelope Garcia : Is what's happening right now what I think is happening right now?
Savannah Hayes : Why, I believe so.
Penelope Garcia : This is our first double date.
Sam : In that case, after you.
Savannah Hayes : All right.
Derek Morgan : And after you, sir.
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[Reid and JJ walk to the motel desk and ring the bell to draw attention]
Sam : 25 an hour, 2 hour minimum