The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Convention Conundrum (2014)
Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : [sneaking up to a house] I don't understand what we're doing.
James Earl Jones : Shhhh!
Sheldon Cooper : Whose house is this?
James Earl Jones : Carrie Fisher. And she's a little crazy, so get ready to run.
[he rings the doorbell, and they run for it]
Carrie Fisher : [storms out with a baseball bat] It's not funny anymore, James!
James Earl Jones : Then why am I laughing?
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James Earl Jones : [looks up from his menu to see Sheldon standing there] Let me guess: you like Star Wars.
Sheldon Cooper : [nods]
James Earl Jones : You know I've been in other movies.
Sheldon Cooper : [nods again]
James Earl Jones : But you don't care about those, do you?
Sheldon Cooper : [shakes his head]
James Earl Jones : [motions Sheldon closer] I have one thing to say to people like you: I like Star Wars too! Care to join me?
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you! My friend Leonard said if I bothered you while you were eating, you'd think I was a creepy stalker.
James Earl Jones : Well, your friend Leonard sounds like a real weenie!
Sheldon Cooper : He is, Mr. Earl Jones, he is!
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Sheldon Cooper : [on top of the Santa Monica Ferris wheel] Hey, Los Angeles! I'm on a Ferris wheel with Darth Vader! And he's nicer than you'd think!
James Earl Jones : I am!
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James Earl Jones : [in a steam room] What were you trying to ask me at the strip club?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh. "How much does it cost to get them off my lap?"
James Earl Jones : No, something about a convention.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, right! Well, my friends and I couldn't get into Comic-Con this year, and I was trying to start my own convention, and I was going to ask if you would be a panelist.
James Earl Jones : Why don't you and your friends come to Comic-Con with me?
Sheldon Cooper : Really?
James Earl Jones : Of course. And San Diego is right across the border from my favorite city on Earth, Tijuana, where I'm taking you every night!
Sheldon Cooper : Ay-yi-yi.
James Earl Jones : Ay-yi-yi-bang-bang!
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Leonard Hofstadter : [trying to buy tickets to Comic-Con] I did it! I did it! I'm in the queue!
[Sheldon, Raj, and Howard all cheer]
Sheldon Cooper : And they say firefighters are the real heroes.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh... what number in line are you?
Leonard Hofstadter : Fifty...
Howard Wolowitz : Great!
Leonard Hofstadter : ...thousand two hundred and eleven.
Howard Wolowitz : Damn!
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James Earl Jones : You know, when I first read the script for Empire Strikes Back, and Darth Vader told Luke he was his father, I thought for sure he was lying.
Sheldon Cooper : You too? But he wasn't, was he?
James Earl Jones : He was not! How messed up was that?
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Sheldon Cooper : Singing with James Earl Jones : in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight-take it away mufasa!
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Sheldon Cooper : No, wait, I need you to call Stan Lee, Leonard Nimoy, and Bill Nye, the Science Guy, because legally, I'm not allowed to. Oh, and also Carrie Fisher. I hear she can be pretty nuts.
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Sheldon Cooper : Gentlemen, I am one step away from securing a huge guest for my convention.
Leonard Hofstadter : Does that step include chloroform and a roll of duct tape?
Sheldon Cooper : I don't think that will be necessary for Mr. James Earl Jones. You heard me. The voice of Darth Vader, the Lion King's dad, and F.Y.I., the guy who says "This is CNN", which also sounds like Darth Vader.