Still Open All Hours (2013–2019)

Mark Williams: Salesman

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• [a tea salesman comes into Granville's shop, dressed in a pith helmet, a short khaki tunic and shorts, as if he is in the desert; Granville hardly gives him a glance] 

  Granville : Warming up out there, is it?

  Salesman : You're a deadpan lot around here. What does a bloke have to do to get a reaction?

  Granville : You must be wondering what's the point in being dressed like a pillock if nobody cares.

  Salesman : "Wear this," the company said. "This'll get you noticed. This'll help you sell." I look like a muffin, don't I?