Last Man Standing (TV Series)
All About Eve (2014)
Kaitlyn Dever: Eve Baxter
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Quotes
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Vanessa Baxter : Uh, Eve, what happened to your lip?
Eve Baxter : Oh, uh, I got into a little scrap with Richie Hayden.
Vanessa Baxter : What?
Eve Baxter : Yeah, um, I know as a joke people like to say how you should see the other guy, but seriously, you should see the other guy.
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[first lines]
Eve Baxter : Morning, Baxters.
Mike Baxter : Morning.
Vanessa Baxter : Hey, honey, how'd you sleep?
Eve Baxter : Sleep? Who could sleep with this crushing national debt hanging over our heads?
Vanessa Baxter : Wow! It's so you're just becoming the same person.
Mike Baxter : Great, isn't it?
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Mike Baxter : Hi there. Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man. America fought a war against taxation without representation, and we won. We got taxation *with* representation. What a booby prize *that* turned out to be. So, all this month, Outdoor Man is fighting back with our No Sales Tax Sale. Taxes, everywhere we turn another one jumps up to bite us. You drive over here to Outdoor Man and you're paying twenty-two cents per gallon in gasoline taxes. And in the gas tax there's another tax hiding called the Environmental Response Surcharge. It's not a surcharge. It's a tax. It's enough to make you start smokin' again. But, if you do that, you'll be coughing up an extra eighty-four cents a pack in taxes. Well, I'll need a drink after that. I wouldn't do that, you can't even wet your whistle without government wetting its beak... at sixty cents a liter. They even changed it to liter, so we don't know what that means. We need to stand up against the tyranny of high taxes and elect leaders who value free markets, free minds, and free people...
Eve Baxter : And free period after homeroom.
Mike Baxter : Which is why Outdoor Man is making its first *ever* political endorsement. Eve Baxter, right for Denver, right for America, and right for Woodbridge High student council.
Eve Baxter : Hello. I'm Eve baxter, and I approve this message.
