- Jonah: That's bullshit! Oil does not do that. Or the fucking Quickie Lube guy would earn more than fucking minimum wage!
- Beach Patrol Alex: He's not my boyfriend! What are you? 12? Oh, I'm sorry, I was talking to the guy that you are shacking up with in a life guard stand. What do you call it now? Tender connections? What, did he poke you on Facebook?
- Gilbert: [Discovering most of the spring breakers have been devoured] No way, this is fucking bullshit! This is a fucking joke!