- Gastown Outcrier: [Woken by Max] Heh Heh Heh... Fresh meat for the grinder! Straight from the unforgiving wastes.
- [slaps helper to wake]
- Max Rockatansky: I wanna join the races.
- Gastown Outcrier: [Pointing to slate] You see that slate? You put your mark on it. Then I'll put you in the Murder Dome!
- Gastown Outcrier: [Whispering to Max] You work the blood-and-guts circuit for a couple of years... Survive it, make champion. Then maybe, I can start grooming you for a shot at the races.
- Max Rockatansky: [Pins Outcrier against slate] No time, jawbone. I need to join the races now.
- Gastown Outcrier: Okay, maybe we can find a spot for a man of you temperament...