The celebrities have been making short work of the Bushtucker Trials, bringing back so many stars one wonders if they've been in some sort of pre-Australia George of the Jungle training. Not that we need these celebrities to go hungry to entertain us. Just an hour of TOWIE star Joey Essex would be enough. From "confrontate" to "glumptious" we're learning a stack of new words. Even a scorpion tastes like Marmite on toast on Planet Joey. But as the show finishes week one and the celebs face the scary prospect of being the first celebrity to be voted out, it's all about to change.